Are yuo really a computer geek??

dragon_keeper · 10-14-2003, 02:48 PM

Okay just for fun, humor me and take this crazy test,besides the results may surprise us all. So are ya a computer Geek??

1. I have moss growing:
A) In my garden
B) In my bathroom
C) In my kitchen
D) On my teeth

2. When I open my mouth at parties, people:
A) Listen
B) Ease away slowly
C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat

3. I think computers are:
A) Uninteresting
B) Interesting
C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to do

4. I think sheep are:
A) Uninteresting
B) Interesting
C) Annoyingly far away from where I live

5. The Usenet Oracle is:
A) A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much
B) Interesting
C) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me

6. The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:
A) Difficult to understand
B) Impossible to understand
C) Clearly from a different planet
D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures

7. Bill Gates is:
A) Bill who?
B) Very wealthy
C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
D) The Antichrist

8. In general, people:
A) Like me
B) Don't like me
C) People? What people?

9. My friends are:
A) Diverse
B) People I know from work or school
C) Wearing the same clothing I am

10. My dream vacation is:
A) Tibet
B) Europe
C) California
D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee

11. My job prospects are:
A) Abysmal
B) Adequate
C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!
D) They pay people to do this?

Score 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.
19 or more: Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.
13 - 18: You're a geek of some stripe or another.
7 - 12: Probably not a geek, but watch it...
0 - 6: If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?

Colin-uk · 10-15-2003, 06:39 AM

my score = 10
Probably not a geek, but watch it...

...lol

ABOU · 11-09-2003, 03:44 PM

Quote:

12: Probably not a geek, but watch it...

few 12 im ok lol

~*LdY*LaFFs*~ · 11-09-2003, 05:15 PM

6....but same sex, so we can hang together to terrorize the geeks, right DK?? *big grin*

Lazy Dog · 11-09-2003, 05:55 PM

5.....so I am not a geek after all

Asterix · 11-10-2003, 01:29 AM

hey i did hit 18

10-14-2003, 02:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
dragon_keeper Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in the shadows of eternal darkness Posts: 14	Are yuo really a computer geek?? Okay just for fun, humor me and take this crazy test,besides the results may surprise us all. So are ya a computer Geek?? 1. I have moss growing: A) In my garden B) In my bathroom C) In my kitchen D) On my teeth 2. When I open my mouth at parties, people: A) Listen B) Ease away slowly C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat 3. I think computers are: A) Uninteresting B) Interesting C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to do 4. I think sheep are: A) Uninteresting B) Interesting C) Annoyingly far away from where I live 5. The Usenet Oracle is: A) A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much B) Interesting C) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me 6. The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is: A) Difficult to understand B) Impossible to understand C) Clearly from a different planet D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures 7. Bill Gates is: A) Bill who? B) Very wealthy C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products D) The Antichrist 8. In general, people: A) Like me B) Don't like me C) People? What people? 9. My friends are: A) Diverse B) People I know from work or school C) Wearing the same clothing I am 10. My dream vacation is: A) Tibet B) Europe C) California D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee 11. My job prospects are: A) Abysmal B) Adequate C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never! D) They pay people to do this? Score 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D. 19 or more: Yep. You're a computer geek, all right. 13 - 18: You're a geek of some stripe or another. 7 - 12: Probably not a geek, but watch it... 0 - 6: If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?

11-09-2003, 05:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
~LdYLaFFs*~ MIA Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: HeRe N TheRe Posts: 2,002	6....but same sex, so we can hang together to terrorize the geeks, right DK?? big grin __________________ When I've been asked why I like computers.. My answer has been, "Because it's potential is infinite." I must be wearing down 'cause now I seem to be counting the infinite headaches!

11-09-2003, 05:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Lazy Dog Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: UTC & here Posts: 453	5.....so I am not a geek after all __________________

11-10-2003, 01:29 AM	#6 (permalink)
Asterix Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 824	hey i did hit 18 __________________ We all are practical in our interests but, idealist when it concerns others....

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10-15-2003, 06:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Colin-uk Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: UK Posts: 928	my score = 10 Probably not a geek, but watch it... ...lol