Great drinking story

[berks]

Recently, a routine police patrol was parked outside a local neighborhood
bar in Minnesota. Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving
the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around
the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly watching.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
vehicles the man managed to find his own car, which he fell into. He was there
for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally, he started his car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a
dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and
then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more
patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started
to drive slowly down the street.

The police officer having patiently waited all this time,
now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled
the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the
Breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man consumed alcohol at
all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

[NUTNDUN]

OMG, thats too frickin funny, I need to remember that strategy.....LOL

[tiremonkey2000]

dam good one

[deel1981]

This is very good idea!!! ROFL