For the Dog Lovers

Pantharen · 11-28-2004, 02:32 AM

Two women were at the veterinarian clinic.

One had a poodle, the other a great dane. The woman with the great dane asks the woman with the poodle, "Why are you here?" The woman with the poodle replies, "My dog is in season, and everytime someone comes over, he hops up on their leg and i'm here to have him neutered and hopefully he'll stop."

The woman with the poodle asks the woman with the great dane, "Why are you here?" The woman with the great dane replies, "I have basically the same problem, everytime i bend down my dog hops on my back." Woman with the poodle asks, "Are you going to have him neutered?"

Woman with the great dane exclaims, "Heavens no, I'm here to have his nails cut!

11-28-2004, 02:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pantharen Santa Claus is DEAD! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Wet Side of Canada. EH! Posts: 78	For the Dog Lovers Two women were at the veterinarian clinic. One had a poodle, the other a great dane. The woman with the great dane asks the woman with the poodle, "Why are you here?" The woman with the poodle replies, "My dog is in season, and everytime someone comes over, he hops up on their leg and i'm here to have him neutered and hopefully he'll stop." The woman with the poodle asks the woman with the great dane, "Why are you here?" The woman with the great dane replies, "I have basically the same problem, everytime i bend down my dog hops on my back." Woman with the poodle asks, "Are you going to have him neutered?" Woman with the great dane exclaims, "Heavens no, I'm here to have his nails cut! __________________ Last edited by Pantharen; 11-28-2004 at 03:10 AM.

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