Sex on Mars

[tiremonkey2000]

Sex on Mars:


> the year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen
land on mars after accumulating enough
Frequent Air Miles.
> They meet a Martian couple, and are talking
about all sorts of things.
> Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if
they have laptop computers, how they make
monet etc.
> Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of
sex.
>"Just how do you guys do it ?" asks
Maureen.
> The Martian responds, "Pretty much the
way you do;.
>A discussion ensues, and finally the couples
decide to swap partners for the night, and
experience one another.
>Maureen and the male Martian go off to a
bedroom, where the Martian strips... He's got
only a teeny,weenie member, about half an
inch long, and just a quarter of an inch thick.
>"I dont think this is going to work" says
Maureen.
>"Why?" he asks. "Whats the matter?"
>"Well" she replies, "Its just not long enough
to reach me!"
>"No Problem,"he says,and proceeds to slap
his forehead with his palm.
>With each slap of his forehead, his member
grows until its quite impressively long.
>"Well" she says, "Thats quite impressive,
but it is still narrow"
>"No problem" he says, and starts pulling his
ears. With each pull, his member grows wider
and wider, until the entire measurement is
extremely exciting to the woman.
>"Wow" she exclaimed,as they fell into bed,
and made mad passionate love.
>The next day the couples rejoin their normal
partners,and go their seperate ways.
>As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it
any good?"
>"I hate to say it,"says Maureen,"But it was
wonderful.How about you?"
>"It was horrible,"he replies. "All i got was a
Headache. she kept slapping my forehead,
and pulling my ears!"


Edit: some are scared off by attachments so i reposted the text

Rip

[vernarial]

lol Thats hilarious.

[tiremonkey2000]

thanks rip i will remember that next time