A New Drink

fluffyfluff · 07-03-2004, 07:56 AM

Important new info you need to share with everyone:
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no long call this a "soft drink". It will give new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink"

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

"MOUNT & DO"

Fletch · 07-03-2004, 05:25 PM

Because I did it MYYYYYY WAAAAAAAAAAAAY

07-03-2004, 07:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
fluffyfluff Dust Bunny Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 970	A New Drink Important new info you need to share with everyone: Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no long call this a "soft drink". It will give new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink" Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO" __________________ My skin is holy cover for my soul That suffers me but won't allow Another entry to its place. We, my soul and I, give no permit Ungodly he, who dares infringe, Must die in the attempt.

07-03-2004, 05:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
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