Guide to beating your kids

Dr. Avery · 06-13-2004, 06:50 AM

http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08...ckydabruso.asp

Helpful for parents who have considered beating the hell out of the little bastards, but aren't quite sure how.

**greffov** · 06-13-2004, 11:26 AM

uhm, yeah.. right. is this in the adult section?

Fister · 06-13-2004, 02:28 PM

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had serious behavior problems with my teenage son Randall. We tried time outs, grounding, and just reasoning with him, but nothing worked. The problem got so bad, my wife and I couldn’t entertain company without Randall yelling, disrupting our conversation, and even knocking plates and glasses off the table. Now, thanks to Rocky’s teachings, Randall knows that acting out will land him a lashing. The doctors may call his problem “severe mental retardation” – but I call it “Asking for a beating.”

thats quality!

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Gabe · 06-13-2004, 09:32 PM

hard and often

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06-13-2004, 09:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
Gabe This space for sell Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Bawstin Posts: 158	hard and often __________________ I want to f you like an animal, so lets do it like they do it on discovery channel.

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