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Old 05-07-2004, 10:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands:

"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend.

I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure,for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it!

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer... I love you!
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Old 05-07-2004, 10:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL Damn. I'm not a parent, but if I was that girl would be in trouble for causing her mothers heart attack.
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Oh Yeah! I would definitely have to come back w/ something clever for this child.....LOL
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Man with creativity like that Id give the kid 100 bucks then ground em for 2 weeks.
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