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THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY!
Someone call the cleaner-we're going to need a mop.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
wait a minute...if this is his spleen, then what in the hell is that?
Hand me that... uh.. thing.
Yeah. I've developed this strange spasm in my hands. Whoah! all shit.
Rats there go the lights again.
You know, there's big money in kidneys, Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
What's this doing here?
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well, folks, this will be the first time for all of us.
Sterile,schmerile. The floor's clean,,right?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
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