LOL the fact that Homeya even believed this for more than a minute makes me wanna die laughing.
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What others are saying:
"They want me to be a whore!"
-- Linus Torvalds.
"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."
-- Richard Stallman
"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"
-- Bill Gates
"I don't remember agreeing to that."
-- Janet Reno
"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"
-- Greg, Columbia Internet
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Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars
Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible."
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Microsoft Invades Cuba
Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government has succeeded. One Microsoft official said "It's a win-win situation. The US Government is happy and shuts up the DOJ while Microsoft institutes a monopoly within Cuba for everything from computer software to toilet paper. One more step closer to world domination. Heck, we could feed a whole development department for the cost of one developer's salary in the US. They may not know how to create an Operating System very well, but neither do our US developers."
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Oh my god this stuff is too funny. Thank you Homeya, however misguided you were/are, for posting this website.