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A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving on the highway and asks him to take a Breathalyzer test.
I can’t do that because I’m an asthmatic,” says the man. “The Breathalyzer could bring on an attack.”
So the cop suggests a urine sample.
“Can’t do it,” says the man. “I’m a diabetic, so my urine always has strange stuff in it.”
“Well,” says the angry cop, “why don’t you just get out o fthe car and walk this white line?”
“Sorry,” says the man, “but I can’t do that either.”
“Why not?” asks the officer.
“Because I’m drunk.”
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Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
....You'll go down if you don't stand up.
Surely you see that.
Bertold Brecht
We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.
YOU DIG?
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