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Special Sauce
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads hamburger: $1; cheeseburger: $2; hand job: $10. He beckons to an attractive blonde behind the counter.
“Can I help you?” she asks with a knowing smile.
“I was wondering,” whispers the man. “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”
“Yes,” she purrs. “I am.”
“Well, wash your hands,” he says. “I want a cheeseburger.”
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Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
....You'll go down if you don't stand up.
Surely you see that.
Bertold Brecht
We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.
YOU DIG?
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