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lmao...good jokes guys...
A Texas farmer vacationing in Australia meets an Aussie farmer, who shows the Texan his wheat field.
“Oh, we’ve got wheat fields twice as large back home,” boasts the Texan.
They walk to another field, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle.
“Oh, we have longhorns that are twice as big,” says the braggart.
A little while later, the Texan spots a couple of kangaroos hopping across a field. “What the hell are those?” he asks.
“What?” says the Aussie. “Aintcha got grasshoppers in Texas?”
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