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Old 05-17-2003, 03:04 PM   #31 (permalink)
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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, “I’ll buy my wife a cemetary plot for her birthday.”

Well, you can imagine her disappointment.

The next year, her birthday rolls around again and he doesn’t get her anything.

She says, “Why didn’t you get me a birthday present?”

He says, “You didn’t use what I got you last year!”
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