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this one is an old one, but i still think its funny:
a frenchman, an englishman, and a new yorker all got stranded on a tropical island. shortly after they got stranded they were found by a tribe of natives. the natives told them that they would die, either by them killing themselves, or the natives would kill them. they were also told that their skins would be used to make boats. when they asked the frenchman what weapon he wanted, the reply was "i'll take the sword" so they handed him the sword, and he fell on it, killing himself. when the englishman was asked what weapon he wanted, his reply was "i'll take the gun" they handed him the gun and he shot himself in the head with it. when they asked the new yorker what he wanted his reply was "gimme da fork" shocked, the natives gave him a fork. the new yorker began to stab himself all over his body with the fork. all the natives were disgusted with this act, and one of them asked "what are you doing!?" the new yorker replied "try making a boat out of me now dumb@$$!!"
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