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3 men die and go to heaven
At the gates St. Peter says"Now in heaven every one gets a car, and the car you get is determined by the number of times you cheted on your wife, the fewer times the better the car."
All 3 of the men appear confident they will recieve a great car.
St. Peter ask the men "Well, how many times have you cheeted on your wife?"
All of the men reply "None"
St. Peter then says "I can see you are all being honest, go in the gates, you may have the car of your choice."
After a few days in heaven 2 of the men drive up to the 3rd man, who is looking sad. They ask him why he isn't enjoying his Corvette.
He tells them"Well it's tough to enjoy a Corvette when you see that your wife riding a bike."
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