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Some New Bumper Stickers-- Some Old...
1. Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.
2. Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
3. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
4. Horn broken, watch for finger.
5. All men are idiots... I married their king.
6. The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
7. Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
8. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
9. Help wanted, telepath: you know where to apply
10. I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
11. Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're a dip.
12. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
13. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
14. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
15. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
16. Keep honking, I'm reloading.
17. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
18. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
19. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
20. I love cats... they taste just like chicken.
21. Ask me about microwaving dogs for fun and profit.
22. Itty-bitty cuddly bunnies... the other white meat.
23. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be
happy.
24. I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
25. It is as bad as you think, and they are out to get you!
26. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
27. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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