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Q: What does a car battery have that a wife doesn’t?
A: A positive side.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a lawyer?
A: Chelsea Clinton
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Q: What did the male fly say to the female fly sitting on a pile of cow poop?
A: “Pardon me, but is this stool taken?”
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
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Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
....You'll go down if you don't stand up.
Surely you see that.
Bertold Brecht
We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.
YOU DIG?
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