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An 85-year-old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer’s given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor’s office with an empty jar.
“What happened?” says the doc.
“Well,” the old man starts, “I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left—nothing. Then she tried her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, still nothing. We even called in Arlene, the lady next door, but still nothing.”
The doctor bursts out, “You asked your neighbor?”
“Yep. No matter what we tried, we couldn’t get that damn jar open.”
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Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
....You'll go down if you don't stand up.
Surely you see that.
Bertold Brecht
We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.
YOU DIG?
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