[rastagard]

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, LPDad, for some rectum deodorant.

LPDad , a little bemused, explains to the woman, "I'm sorry, but we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks LPDad .

"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to LPDad, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."